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The act of heating up hot smegma on a frying pan until it is a molten liquid. Said liquid is then poured over your fathers gaping asshole and he shits out a brick of “butter”
“Yo bro thanksgiving was WILD pops let me janmey all day”
Janmey by smelters March 2, 2026
Related Words
janmey • Janey • Jamey • jankey • janmejay • jaimey • jameya • janmesh • Janeya • Janeyia

Janey Mac 

Janey Mac is widely used in Ireland as a euphemism for Jesus Christ, to avoid taking his name in vain. See also: Jakers and James's Street.
Janey Mac by Matt Madra April 26, 2008
Janeyah is a Gorgeous queen that means a whole lot to a king . She is a exellent and amazing person. Not only is she an outstanding woman shes also a extraordinary friend.. She also makes a good teachers aid
Janeyah is my future wife
janeyah by YoungTrapppa December 16, 2016
A word you use when no other word is suitable to define one's charisma.

Person 1: "Wow, Paul Banks is Janxey"
Person 2: "What's 'Janxey'?"
Person 1:"..What he is."
Cool RadRadical Interesting Righteous Charismatic FunSickJanxey
Janxey by ArmedWithAMind November 28, 2011
Damn his name is Jamey? He's probably wanted in at least Germany.
Jamey by PeopleHater35 December 1, 2021
jaimey is a wonderful person, jaimey is very quiet and fun to be around. she is fine as hell and she is thick. she is very loyal and you dont want get her angry and she is a very good girlfriend and bestfriend

if you have a jaimey in your life you should be happy
if you have a jaimey you are lucky
jaimey by selfmade.jaay December 10, 2019
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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