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1. to clean
2. what a janitor does for a living
no michael, you cannot play outside until you janit your room.
janit by xMorbidx January 21, 2006
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A catastrophic gastrointestinal event in which diarrhoea erupts from the arse with the force, volume, and acoustic violence of a tectonic disaster; often accompanied by panic, sweating, regret, and immediate prayer.
After the dodgy servo pie and three beers, Gary suffered a full Janit in the Bunnings car park toilets.”
Janit by Hlp123 May 16, 2026
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Janit Main 

A severly obese black pig.
That guy looks like a Janit Main
Janit Main by et da hamsap November 1, 2022
Jania is a amazing funny EXTRA person she is beautiful and stunning and is very unpredictable most of the times. Once you got a Jania in ur life never EVER let her go because that would be the biggest mistake of ur life because she is the best supporter in rough times. She is also the best friend u can have even through ups and downs and always has ur back . Jania is a very unique person and is very unpredictable due to you not knowing what she is going to do Ever. She also doesn’t care about what people say because there a waste of time. Once u have a Jania keep her she is a funny one
Jania is unpredictable amazing beautiful and amazing supporter
Jania by Queen_Real January 30, 2018
the most amazing person on the earth. She is stunning and funny. People talk about her in a great way and never disrespect her. Boys want her because she she sexy,nice,amusing,funny,and down the earth.
Yoo Jania is bhaadd
yoo you seen Jania today, i love her
Jania by realnigga0 December 25, 2012
Janeth is the one person that can never switch up on u. People call her fake but she’s the realest out their and no one will ever take her place. She’s honest and will accept u for who u are. Don’t talk shii to her or be mean because she will beat ur ass up no lie. She’s childish but very funny anyways If u have a janeth in ur life appreciate her and honor her bc she will do the same maybe her life suck so u have to help her out because she deserves it. Back her up and accept her decisions if she’s sad do everything in ur power to make her happy. Don’t be rude to any of her friends because she will beat the shii out of u. And don’t be the fake friend that uses her be honest because Being friends with Janeth is like a blessing. She’s smart, nice, pretty, amazing, and funny. Give her a smile and never switch up on her because she doesn’t deserve ppl switching up on her bc she doesn’t switch up. If ur dating her be loyal appreciate her tell her how beautiful she is and how nice she is. Don’t break her heart because she has friends that will hurt u. Anyways just Janeth will always be there for u no matter what and she will always help u thru tuff shii be nice to her💖 and love her cherish every moment u have with her💓
Person 1) who’s that girl
Person 2) that’s Janeth duhh I mean she’s very beautiful how can u not know
Person 1) oh yeah she’s also very nice unless u get her mad
💕💕💕💕💕😍😍🍆🍆🍆
did u c that jania? OMG
Jania by memeyjania July 25, 2018
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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