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jangle junk

His jangle junk makes his cock look small.
jangle junk by B-rent April 8, 2004
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jungle junk 

the loud beat coming from a car that is passing you or your house and wakes you up at three in the morning.
God Dammit,turn off that Jungle Junk,you stupid nigger!
jungle junk by uncle bob's ass crack December 14, 2009

jangly junk 

male genitals as viewed while wearing sweatpants
That guy wore sweatpants to the grocery, and his jangly junk was all I could see. Eww. Don't be like that guy. If you have male genitals, don't wear sweatpants in public. Nobody wants to see your jangly junk.
jangly junk by dwntwndwn November 14, 2018

jungle junk 

jungle junk a word for hard core rappers like lil john is jungle junk and snoop dogg and mike jones or ne rapper from africa
Hey boy turn off that jungle junk.
jungle junk by wesley June 18, 2006

Jungle Junk 

A penis so large that it belong's in the jungle.
After seeing Alonzo's penis, I no longer think that jungle junk is a myth.
Jungle Junk by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009

jungle junk 

an unkempt pubic region containing copious amounts of pubic hair
I was going to go down on that chick but when i pulled her drawers down she had jungle junk
jungle junk by lowzilla415 December 21, 2009

junk jangler

someone who likes to play with my balls...
Certificatologist: "yo' mama be a junk jangler."

Midget: "yeah, she's a ho..."

Certificatologist: "she be janglin' my junk all the muthafuckin' time..."
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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