2 definitions by EthanHoodrat

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A ferriswheel full of failures. Most of which are of epic proportions.
After Britanies epic failure at the gay rights speech i felt it was time for her to enter the failiswheel
by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009
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A penis so large that it belong's in the jungle.
After seeing Alonzo's penis, I no longer think that jungle junk is a myth.
by EthanHoodrat July 30, 2009
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