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jamoaning 

Jamoaning: The sound one emits while eating a $300 piece of Serrano Jamon. This is the sound doves make when they cry.
"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."
jamoaning by pitbullmomma February 26, 2018
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Jamoka Head 

What you call a completely terrible or even retarted driver on the road with you. A more calmer word that you can call bad drivers in front of your children.
Bob: That Jamoka Head cut me off! You bas... bass yes kids bass..... that man is a bass....
Jamoka Head by Jack Carver June 27, 2006
The sound one makes when grabing your or anthers crotch and pull up.
At football practice yesterday Mike grabbed his crotch and pulled up and yelled "Jamoana"
Jamoana by BlackMan501 December 22, 2010

Jamoaning 

The sound one makes when eating a $300 slice of jamon serrano (a type of dry-cured Spanish jamón which includes most varieties other than those made with black Iberian pigs). It is the sound doves make when they cry.
"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."
Jamoaning by pitbullmomma May 6, 2018

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026