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jamoaning 

Jamoaning: The sound one emits while eating a $300 piece of Serrano Jamon. This is the sound doves make when they cry.
"She was still JAMOANING over that teensy slice of $300 ham she ate two nights ago. It was, like, the best thing she ever had in her mouth."
jamoaning by pitbullmomma February 26, 2018
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adj. (Spanish - Literal translation: Female Ham) Pronunciation: Ha-moh-nah.

It is said of the female that reaches her late adult years without a husband/wife. It was previously attributed to females that never got married or had verifiable long-term human companionship. However, recent social connotations include divorced women, especially those who married early in her adulthood, divorced quickly, and never got married or had long-term relationships again. These women are notorious for their sad lonely eyes and their irrational love for their pets.
Poor woman, she divorced at 24 and has been jamona ever since.
Jamona by Grrror September 17, 2011
originated from the greek word, "Juh-Mon-UH"

It is a phrase shouted in ecstasy originally coined by Micheal Jackson. Could also be used as a verb, noun or adjective.
"Happy Birthday"

"JAMONA!!!"
jamona by vince silveira February 6, 2008
That lady is such a Jamonah
Jamonah by jamonahbrown1 June 8, 2011
A girl with major confident and so beautiful that any guy would kill for her. Afriend who has a shoulder to cry on and arms open ready for a hug.lastly she is proud of who she is.
Wow I wish I was jaoana sister!
jaoana by Jaoana February 9, 2017
noun; a monorail. combination of JA (the) MONA(rail) Pronouced jā-MOH-nuh
JAMONA!!!!
jamona by Mannis Bannis August 20, 2010