Jalane

Female Name Meaning Shining Light

-Often Very Beautiful with memorable Eyes

-Honest

-Benevolent
-Brilliant & Inventive
-Full of high inspirations.
-Courageous

-Friendly
-Honest
-Classy
-Determined
-Original & Creative
-Loud & Blunt
-Is the Best Friend you can have but can be the Worst Enemy if you cross them
-Compassionate, Empathetic & Caring
-Will do anything for anyone & often puts others needs ahead of themself

-A Leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes do not care to finish & may leave details to others.

-Do well in position of authority & prospers in intellectual & professional fields.
-Bold, Independent, Inquisitive & Interested in research.

-Know what they want and why they want it.
-Very Intuitive & have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which reward through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions & scientific research.

-Operate on spiritual side of individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity.

-Always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show their mental abilities & find the purpose and meaning of life.

-Want to grow wise & to understand people & things.
-Need privacy to replenish energy.
-Have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing.

That's got Jalane Written all over it!

That Girl is So Jalane!

Its as loud & bright as a Jalane!

Shes gonna go full Jalane on you!

Jalane by Chachi18 January 31, 2017

Jalandhar

Jalandhar is a city in the north-western India state of Punjab. The oldest city in Punjab, in recent years it has seen rapid urbanisation and developed into a highly industrialised centre of commercial activity. Jalandhar was the capital of Punjab from India's independence (1947) until Chandigarh was built in 1953. Situated on the Grand Trunk Road, it is a major rail and road junction, and is 144 km northwest of the state capital, Chandigarh. The city was known as Jullundur in British India.

Let's go to Jalandhar and eat at Haveli, its the best restaurant in India.

Jalandhar by Lifeinknife October 11, 2014

japanese house arrest 

The act of staying indoors and never leaving your house, especially to play video games all day. Usually describes the condition of gamers or those who follow the hikikomori lifestyle outside of Japan

Yo why does Joe never go out? He’s always at home playing GTA
Idk man he’s under Japanese house arrest

He needs to touch grass

japanese house arrest by papaoddysefs April 10, 2022

japanese lunch time rush 

The most famous line of the character from Kuroko's Basketball, Kagami Taiga. It's when people in japan tend to all rush and flock in a food establishment (in the anime's case, the school cafeteria) because the japanese only have a 30 minute lunch break. That sucks.

"Woah! Look at all those Japanese people going crazy for that special sandwich. THIS IS JAPANESE LUNCH TIME RUSH!"

japanese lunch time rush by Ninjin Tensei April 10, 2015

Jalapeno Shits 

A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:

*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors

The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!

Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!

Jalapeno Shits by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016

Japanese Dog

Noun. To yank someone's collar or, preferably tie, violently back and forth while yelling "are you a Japanese dog?". This will no doubt cause them to snarl angrily, much like a Japanese dog would if you jerked their collar back and forth. Giving someone a Japanese dog is frequently considered a merse.

Marshall totally gave Christian a Japanese dog before his Spanish presentation. Christian had to stand in front of the whole class with his tie fucked up!

Japanese Dog by ehuzzie October 25, 2018

Jalapeno Musk 

the body odor given off the morning after eating a jalapeno laden meal

Pat: What the hell is that smell?
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night

Jalapeno Musk by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011