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Just know he'll take your bitch, & they're not very common but Very funny. Intelligent & Handsome
Jessica: Jalante is cute af, I need him in my guts.
Amber: Lol I know right, we could have a threesome.
Jalante by BadGalNiyah3 January 10, 2017
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jalapeener 

It's a traditionnal way of having sex between a man and a women. It refers to the situation where a guy put some chili peppers (jalapenos) on his member to add a spicy feeling to the sexual relation.
Here, feel that Jalapeener
jalapeener by le yable December 16, 2008

jalapeener 

The unfortunate situation when you are stupid enough to chop up some hot peppers without washing your hands, and then take a piss
Dude, heard pizza guy had to stick his junk in a glass of milk, cause he had a bad case of jalapeener
jalapeener by nietzsche keen September 22, 2006
Female Name Meaning Shining Light

-Often Very Beautiful with memorable Eyes

-Honest

-Benevolent
-Brilliant & Inventive
-Full of high inspirations.
-Courageous

-Friendly
-Honest
-Classy
-Determined
-Original & Creative
-Loud & Blunt
-Is the Best Friend you can have but can be the Worst Enemy if you cross them
-Compassionate, Empathetic & Caring
-Will do anything for anyone & often puts others needs ahead of themself

-A Leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes do not care to finish & may leave details to others.

-Do well in position of authority & prospers in intellectual & professional fields.
-Bold, Independent, Inquisitive & Interested in research.

-Know what they want and why they want it.
-Very Intuitive & have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which reward through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions & scientific research.

-Operate on spiritual side of individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity.

-Always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show their mental abilities & find the purpose and meaning of life.

-Want to grow wise & to understand people & things.
-Need privacy to replenish energy.
-Have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing.
That's got Jalane Written all over it!

That Girl is So Jalane!

Its as loud & bright as a Jalane!

Shes gonna go full Jalane on you!
Jalane by Chachi18 January 31, 2017

japaneese oil spill 

when a japaneese person attacks you with a bucket of diariha
dude i was walking home when i got hit by a japaneese oil spill

Baka (Japaneese) 

Used mostly in online games, reffering a person who has performed or said a stupid or wrong thing. Also used to taunt noobs and newbs.
the word "Baka" in Japaneese simpley means "Stupid".
Question: How do I turn on the computer?
Response: Ha ha! What a baka!
Baka (Japaneese) by Sinobi Duck August 28, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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