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Jalanea is a woman that is always depressed, angry, or shutting the world out. A Jalanea chases people off and always thinks everyone hates her, and they probably do because she is always so depressed and angry
“No one likes Jalanea. She’s always moping and doesn’t do anything
Jalanea by laneywhoo March 19, 2022
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She is strong, confident, smart and resilient. She loves to love the special people in her life. She is a woman made wiser by years, but not bitter. She is not afraid to investigate points of view that do not conform to her own. She is blessed. Music moves her. She makes anyplace seem like "home" with her cooking and her words. She can bring home the bacon, fry it up in a pan, and never forget to add cloves to the ham!
Martha Stewart just wished she could be as jalanda as that girl that won the cook-off!!
Jalanda by stilltexan February 1, 2010
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an amazingly awesome girl, who's laugh is musical to the ears. She's beautiful, outgoing, and excels in singing, writing, and acting. The Definition of AWESOME.
Wooow, I wish I were Jalana, her life is PER-FECT!
Jalana by jep13 April 3, 2011
A game or task that is virtually impossible for anyone in the world to win/do, but is easy for a Japanese person to do.
I can't even win Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (for NES) by cheating, but Takahashi won it in 20 minutes.
Japaneasy by Adrian June 18, 2004
Female Name Meaning Shining Light

-Often Very Beautiful with memorable Eyes

-Honest

-Benevolent
-Brilliant & Inventive
-Full of high inspirations.
-Courageous

-Friendly
-Honest
-Classy
-Determined
-Original & Creative
-Loud & Blunt
-Is the Best Friend you can have but can be the Worst Enemy if you cross them
-Compassionate, Empathetic & Caring
-Will do anything for anyone & often puts others needs ahead of themself

-A Leader, especially for a cause. Sometimes do not care to finish & may leave details to others.

-Do well in position of authority & prospers in intellectual & professional fields.
-Bold, Independent, Inquisitive & Interested in research.

-Know what they want and why they want it.
-Very Intuitive & have a reservoir of inspired wisdom combined with inherited analytical ability, which reward through expressions of spiritual leadership, business analysis, marketing, artistic visions & scientific research.

-Operate on spiritual side of individuality can bring you to the great heights, and drop you off if you neglect your spiritual identity.

-Always looking for an opportunity to investigate the unknown, to use and show their mental abilities & find the purpose and meaning of life.

-Want to grow wise & to understand people & things.
-Need privacy to replenish energy.
-Have a unique way of thinking, intuitive, reflective, absorbing.
That's got Jalane Written all over it!

That Girl is So Jalane!

Its as loud & bright as a Jalane!

Shes gonna go full Jalane on you!
Jalane by Chachi18 January 31, 2017

japanease copter pilot 

To sit in a chair and wank, using fast short strokes.
when cumming gripping the copter stick tight and screwing ya face up as to look like a japanease copter pilot
Trying to pull ya copter out of a dive before blowing ya beans all in the cockpit all the time ya face is screwed up making you look like a japanease copter pilot
He is the mos toughest and handsome guy you’ll ever know. He’s known for being fast and playing lots of sports. Everybody loves to be around him. He has a delightful appearance.
Jalanee is to damn fine
jalanee by Love.is_love April 20, 2018
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scruples; to have manners;

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Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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