jalalat 

a boring person but can be nice

hey you know jalalat can be kinda boring but is really nice!

jalalat by by crystal May 23, 2022

jalalah 

Someone who states obvious things

A: "Amit is petty"
B: "Jalalah"

jalalah by Ajsjwkmqnd February 26, 2017

Jalapatated 

Disfunctional or out of proportion; all messed up.

Brah that shits so jalapatated.

Jalapatated by ThiZzNation925 April 24, 2008

Jalalabad Jumper Cable 

When two penises push against each other to see who manages to finish docking in the other first

"Ishmael and George had a falling out after George won the Jalalabad Jumper Cable contest at the bar."

Jalalabad Jumper Cable by spaghettieel August 15, 2019

Jalalalala

n. exclamation made by tribal persons in reverence of triumph.

After a victory in battle, the warriors all came together and exclaimed "jalalalala" with triumph.

Jalalalala by fernandot February 6, 2010

Jalabated 

The practice of male and female solo or mutual masturbation following hand contact with hot peppers, chillies or jalapeños. The residue from the food in contact with the persons genital's generates a burning sensation that some find painful and pleasurable in the same measure.

Last night Toby and I jalabated each other and it felt like a bomb went off in my underwear.

Jalabated by Murenhausen March 20, 2009

Jalala 

No words needed just Shamplena!

Jalala has a “magic” effect that makes people like her.

Jalala by thmnmsrl November 19, 2021