Jakbob, or jakbob bonhammar, is a split personality of a guy from the entire world. Usually you call him by the name: Boban. Keep your guard up while walking home from school, boban is a famous child molester and will blow a load in your face if he catches you. If you hear the words: "TACOS PABLO SENPAI SUGOI", you're fucked.
Nibba 1: Yo homie did you hear about pablo escobar's partner?
Little somalian boy: You mean Jakbob? Yeah my homeboi, boban put his dick in my butthole while I was watching MLP porn.
Little somalian boy: You mean Jakbob? Yeah my homeboi, boban put his dick in my butthole while I was watching MLP porn.
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by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019
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Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here
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In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.
Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.
This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.
In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.
Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.
This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.
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