jakbob 

Jakbob, or jakbob bonhammar, is a split personality of a guy from the entire world. Usually you call him by the name: Boban. Keep your guard up while walking home from school, boban is a famous child molester and will blow a load in your face if he catches you. If you hear the words: "TACOS PABLO SENPAI SUGOI", you're fucked.

Nibba 1: Yo homie did you hear about pablo escobar's partner?
Little somalian boy: You mean Jakbob? Yeah my homeboi, boban put his dick in my butthole while I was watching MLP porn.

jakbob by occular nebula January 18, 2018

jaboba 

jaboba

Dave: Hey man, how’s it goin??
Me:
Dave: Buddy?
Dave: You good?
Me: jaboba

jaboba by PresidentJobama August 10, 2019

Dirty Jakob 

A dirty jakob is an akward sex act in a fake fake taxi, where one moment the driver is wearing shades, and the other moment the 3 petite japanese girls are naked having an orgy while listening to hardstyle EDM

Guy nr 1: Hey bro, were you just driving with the 3 petite japanese girls?
Driver: sure did, did a dirty jakob
Guy nr 2: thats epic, no simping in here

Dirty Jakob by Wladax April 13, 2020

Jabobhead 

A Jabobhead is a special term for someone who most knobheads would be ashamed to call their own!

AM, JC AMEER.. Stop being such a Jabobhead..

Jabobhead by ubmaan February 11, 2009

Jakob Walrus 

A ginger mother fucker who majestically swims the ocean under the satanic moon every 666 years.

Man 1: "holy shit what is that??"
Man 2: "it's just the ginger Jakob Walrus."

Jakob Walrus by Jody99 January 10, 2015

Jakobe 

A male human with impeccable style and irresistible charm. Typically most Jakobe's are self sufficient, successful and posses a undeniable sense of humor.

In the wild, a Jakobe can be found surrounded by young attractive human females.

Although shy and reclusive at times, the Jakobe easily becomes center of attention. Experts have attributed this to the Jakobe releasing a natural pheromone that encourages females to be receptive and males to become relaxed.

This allows the Jakobe to overtake almost any social or professional environment easily.

That Jakobe is an awesome guy, I wish he was my dad, brother, best friend, lover or boss.

Jakobe by J. Tiberious Kirk September 13, 2011

Jakob

Jakob is the most savage white nig*a to ever Rome earth. He will always take the baddest hoes right off there feet watch out for a Jakob

Oh there’s Jakob better Hide my girl

Jakob by Jakob the savage April 12, 2019