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Ethan hatala

ethan hatala is jakata

jakata by Okey love I hope you’re having March 31, 2024

Javatar

A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.

Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar

Javatar by Javatar August 29, 2016

Jakarta 

Also called J-Town.

Capital city of Indonesia.

One of the busiest cities in the world.

If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.

This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.

The city where money talks and takes control.

UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!

DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.

But it's always party in Jakarta!

Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.

Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!

Jakarta by NolasB November 3, 2008

jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation

That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.

jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005

Jakaya 

strong female, open minded, and self less. this female cares for all and it takes a lot for her to give up on you! this female does have a bad temper/attitude though. takes love over passion, and is the loyal type of friend/girlfriend. this female is low key and laid back. and is an amazing friend this will bring nothing but smiles! this female NEVER BACKS DOWN TO ANYONE, start an argument and she will finish it!! this female is all around PERFECT but not a PERFECTIONIST

jakaya is perfection

Jakaya by jayla🐵 September 24, 2018

jakarta 

Definately coolest place in Asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in JKT. Going there? Walk around anywhere. Best time ever. Try not to get robbed.

Guy/Girl 1- Wow, post 1 for jakarta is really crap...
Guy/Girl 2- Yeah no kidding, Jakarta kicks ass

jakarta by Coza June 11, 2006

Jakabab 

A natural dissapointment

Kyle youre such a Jakabab

Jakabab by nesgamer July 31, 2011