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A tall hairy hairy thundercunt, who would throw his/hers lunch at you if you got him/her angry.
Jim: why are you being such a dick?
Javatar: "throws lunch"
Jim: fuck off Javatar
Javatar by Javatar August 29, 2016
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Also called J-Town.

Capital city of Indonesia.

One of the busiest cities in the world.

If you can drive in Jakarta, you can drive anywhere else. It's so true.

This could be the best and the worst place you could ever go. You can find the nicest- coolest people in this city but also rude ones who don't give a crap about you.

The city where money talks and takes control.

UPS: beautiful and wild nightlife, awesome shopping spots, coolest music and fashion scene, best malls in the South East Asia!

DOWNS: traffic jams, busy, crowded, polluted city.

But it's always party in Jakarta!
Guy A: You know what? I got stuck in traffic jam for 3 hours straight this morning.

Guy B: Well, what do you expect? It's fucking Jakarta!
Jakarta by NolasB November 3, 2008

jakamahaka 

jakamahaka  (ja ka ma ha' ka) n., adj. 1. a person whose behavior is predictable 95% of the time in a given situation.
2. A person who in all respects shares personality characteristics with 95% of a given social environment.
3. A person who is surrounded by people with similar tastes, world views, or predispositions to topics worthy of discussion.
4. The state of being or acting like 95% of the people in a given situation
That jakamahaka just left the party... Thank God!

He had a good time that night seeing all of those people, but he couldn't help feeling like the jakamahaka that he truly was.

Wow was I totally being jakamahaka that night.
jakamahaka by Jakamahaka April 29, 2005
strong female, open minded, and self less. this female cares for all and it takes a lot for her to give up on you! this female does have a bad temper/attitude though. takes love over passion, and is the loyal type of friend/girlfriend. this female is low key and laid back. and is an amazing friend this will bring nothing but smiles! this female NEVER BACKS DOWN TO ANYONE, start an argument and she will finish it!! this female is all around PERFECT but not a PERFECTIONIST
jakaya is perfection
Jakaya by jayla🐵 September 24, 2018
Definately coolest place in Asia, you can buy anything, drink anything, eat anything, and dance to anything in JKT. Going there? Walk around anywhere. Best time ever. Try not to get robbed.
Guy/Girl 1- Wow, post 1 for jakarta is really crap...
Guy/Girl 2- Yeah no kidding, Jakarta kicks ass
jakarta by Coza June 11, 2006
Kyle youre such a Jakabab
Jakabab by nesgamer July 31, 2011
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Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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