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The most kind and loving person u you will meet.
Jakota is a funny loving guy, and don't take his food!
Jakota by Opopooop September 28, 2018
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noun and sometimes adjective
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.
What a jakota.
That jakota just cut me off!
Did you see that jakota-ass motherfucker's face?
Where were you last night? I was hanging with Steve and his Jakota friends.
You bitch-ass, busta-ass, jerry curl-ass, jakota-ass...
jakota by Tom-Ron June 21, 2007
Related Words
jakota jaketa jakoba Jakotsu Jaksta jabotay jakata Jaketard jakita Jakoab
The sweetest, most incredible person to walk the earth, one of a kind in every way. You'd be the luckiest person in the world if you ever get to meet Jakota.
I consider myself lucky to live in a world with Jakota
Jakota by emmurphy January 5, 2018
it is the North London kebab man pronunciation of Jacket Potato
one Japota with Tuna and cheese
Japota by mikey February 15, 2005
An insult with no actaul meaning
Mikhail Inamdar is a jabotay,
Kai Shand is a jabotay
jabotay by Jaboota March 22, 2011
1.) An extremely feminine and openly homosexual psychopath from the anime Inuyasha.
2.) The impetus behind 50+ repeat threads appearing in the Action Discussion folder at the Adult Swim messageboards overnight.
3.) The cause of many a SwimMod's sleepless nights.
Yes, Jakotsu is gay. Get the fuck over it.
Jakotsu by Annoyed ASMB Member June 13, 2005
A tall creature that roams the north-east coast of America. This creature stands on two feet mostly but has no knees. The Jakoka is a strange creature because it is abnormally large for an asexualy reproducing animal. The Jakoka is a party freak. The Jakoka has no neck. The Jakoka lays eggs. The Jakoka is a loveable creature and is a very good wingman.
jakoka jakaka
Jakoka by A_C_Unit December 6, 2010
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