Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

Jagoop by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Related Words

jajoo • jajoobie • jajooch • jajoonum • Jaejoong • jaboo • jabooty • Jagoo • Jahoobs • jabookie

Jalooper

A slang term for a women’s vagina

“Did you hear about Tommy and Sarah.”
“Yeah I heard he put it in her JALOOPER”

Jalooper by Thickdickdaddy27 April 15, 2020

Jaejoong

A Jaejoong is a Korean singing sex pot sent from God to Earth to please us mere mortals. At first glance, he looks intimidating and cold because he is clearly the most gorgeous man in the entire universe, but after a few minutes it is clear that he is just a dork. He is the husband of DBSK leader Yunho, whom he thinks is "too much".

A Jaejoong is also someone who has an obsessive compulsive habit of licking his lips, which causes anyone who sees it to convulse and seize from the pure shock of such sexiness.

A Jaejoong also has a passionate voice like an angel and can sing any kind of song he freakin' wants to.

"Wow, Jaejoong totally hit that high note in "Whatever They Say" like a pro."

"Jaejoong and Yunho are married, right?" "Yeah, aren't they so hot together? *DROOLS*"

Jaejoong by JJLuver33 April 4, 2009

jajão

jeh-JOW
Noun, singular Portuguese

1. The act of faking with wonder; to astonish someone with untrue accusations

2. The most requested song to every single DJ in a party

"Do you have "Jajão" in your playlist? Could you play it? It's my favorite song!" ~ random overmaked-up chick
"Yes I do" ~ DJ Request
*plays "Sandstorm", by Darude, giving her jajão*

jajão by Gin Party Soundsystem January 2, 2015

jaejoong

One of the members of TVXQ. Known for being a sex god and has the ability to capture women's souls with his angelic voice. Also known to make people have orgasms when he licks his amazing lips. He seems mean but he's actually shy and nice.

Fangirl: Jaejoong oppa, I think you're amazing!
Jaejoong: Thanks. ~licks his lips in a sexy way!
Fangirl:~explodes in a nosebleed~

jaejoong by Misol November 26, 2011

Jaloozy

Semen; male ejaculate

Damn bro you have jaloozy all over your room. I jaloozied all over that girls face from last night.

Jaloozy by coreykane August 1, 2021

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026