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realest person you'll ever meet
gets multiple women
soundcloud rapper
Hey, do you listen to Jaizo?
I'm in love with Jaizo.
Jaizo is a drug.
jaizo by zosa March 8, 2022
Urban Dictionary Merch
A word used for someone who absolutely devours curry every day and likes sucking on big oily men, an absolute bloody ban chod.
jailok, what a ban chod am i right
jailok by Fantajerem May 7, 2023
Related Words
jaizo • Jaizon • Jairo • Jaison • jaidon • Jaicob • jaiona • Jaionna • Jairo Lover • jaiyon
A unique good looking guy that cares about his friends, is very emotional, quiet, and a creative thinker that's always outside the box. He's liked among a broad demographic and he doesn't realize it. He's always supportive and helps whenever he can. While liked, he's always targeted for blame because he is naive. People that have a Jairo in their life are lucky while he may think to himself that he's an everyday man and plain.
Person 1: "Do you know where Jairo is?"
Person 2: "Yeah I saw at the station, giving a homeless guy 3 dollars.
Person 1: "Man, Jairo is such a good guy!!!
Jairo by Screams in spanish November 6, 2018
A warrior that played the game world of warcraft, he died in a car accident tragically after being chased down by the police for having so much swag
Did you see Jazo? He the best swifty there is in this game.
Jazo by Bunker Dunker November 4, 2014
A great person. She loves to help people and create art. With here amazing art skills, extrovertish personality, and high pitch voice she is likely to capture the hearts of those who she meets. Despite her positive attitude, she is very sensitive to bullying and is also vulnerable to people with more violent personalities. Cherish a Jaizelle if you meet one. They are rare as the name isn't used a lot.
A: "I just met Jaizelle!"
B: "You met a JAIZELLE!? Did you befriend her?"
A: "Yeh, we're going to hangout tomorrow."
B: "Jaizelles are more rare that shiny pokemon. You better hold on to her."
jaizelle by I sy you March 15, 2020
A girl who is very pretty, intelligent amd good at making friends, somrtimea she call be an butt, but she's there when you need her most. She get along with guys better then girls.
jaionna by Go gc kgkfu May 22, 2018
Why jazon is so attractive you ask? It started years ago when God commanded his angel saying "make me human with extremely attractive features and a good sense of humor" So the angels got to work when they were finished God was pleased with what he saw. "Now" said God "Behind every great man is a great name. His name shall Be Jazon which means 'magnetic little boy'. Thus the story of how jazon came to be.
Did you know Jazon was crafted by angels?
jazon by kope3000 May 9, 2019
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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