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I big dicked dude hates people usually believes in satin loves thick ass don’t fuck with him he’ll fuck uo your life
Jairun fucked my hoe and killed my homie
jairun by Jairun May 14, 2018
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jairanda 

Ship name which depicts the "golden trio", consisting of Amanda, Ira, and Jaime (or Jaime, Ira, and Amanda, rather). Ira being the beautiful, European political connoisseur/feminism supporter. Amanda being the beautiful, musically intelligent, prestigious writer. Jaime being the other one. Together they form a flawless group of French-speaking indie princesses. Copious amounts of love shared amongst each other.
Ira: ily ur my fav
Amanda: omg you're perf
Jaime: much love 2 you both

Jairanda is real.
jairanda by jairandashipper69 January 11, 2012
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jairun Jairus Jairen Jairin jairon jaisun Jaidun Jaimungus Jaipuneeth jairanda
One extremely hard guy who is a starboy because he has puts it down on females he is so epicly cool and awesome
Ohh my gosh it’s Jairus
Jairus by King sosa September 24, 2018
A nice guy who is very annoying but is usually a good person. A person who is very obsessed with music and is always hungry. Jairon is one the deepest thinkers and think too much. But over all is a very nice person.
Hey everyone! Look its jairon!!
jairon by jmmp123 May 15, 2014
the sexiest man on the face of the earth. A sweetheart, romantic, and gentleman. Strong and caring. He wont deal with the bull shit and trouble is nothing new to him. Jairin's love messing with the cops and running away from them Most jairins like brown hair girls because they arent all about the bullshit. Good matches for jairins are chelsea, jessicas, nicoles and the occasional kayla. watch out cause once you get a jairin your life will never be the same
"damn i saw the hawtest guy"
wow he can't be a jairin
Jairin by bAyyBEe February 3, 2010
A badass motherfucker, usually black well-built and a rageaholic
That guy sounds like Jairus
Jairus by Healthinspector March 28, 2009
pronounced: jai·ree·nuh

Belongs to a rare breed of minions, with an insatiable love of bananas and pootatohhhs.

A Jairene puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Known as a "bawse", a Jairene is typically a female, quick to anger and yell "I hate youuuu"!

With a rare talent of making up silly words (usually with sexual connotations) Jairenes are also commonly too attractive for their own good.
Person 1: Hey, how was your new day at work?
Person 2: Terrible, I have a really mean bozz...
Person 1: Oh, so you got a Jairene...

Person 1: I need a nickname, any ideas
Person 2: How about "walking orgasm"?
Person 1: (facepalm).. you just did a Jairene..
jairene by (emo) December 7, 2012
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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