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pronounced: jai·ree·nuh

Belongs to a rare breed of minions, with an insatiable love of bananas and pootatohhhs.

A Jairene puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Known as a "bawse", a Jairene is typically a female, quick to anger and yell "I hate youuuu"!

With a rare talent of making up silly words (usually with sexual connotations) Jairenes are also commonly too attractive for their own good.
Person 1: Hey, how was your new day at work?
Person 2: Terrible, I have a really mean bozz...
Person 1: Oh, so you got a Jairene...

Person 1: I need a nickname, any ideas
Person 2: How about "walking orgasm"?
Person 1: (facepalm).. you just did a Jairene..
jairene by (emo) December 7, 2012
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to hit on a girl, and right before you are about to make your final move, you find out she has a boyfriend.
Wow I really like that girl...but she just told me her boyfriend is a quarterback for the NFL.
Ouch, you just got Jarened.
jarened by rainmakeralan March 18, 2009
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a good guy that normally wins over many womans hearts and will always tru to his friends he is very hyper even when u first meet him but he can be the bestest friend u would ever have
friend:who is that handsome boy

me:o that is a Jairee
Jairee by Jswagg_024 November 26, 2013
Jailene is a bright girl who loves to smile. She has a very bright personality and everyone loves her. She doesn't have no haters because she has a positive attitude. Jailene is the sexiest chick in the world, she's very hyper and crazy and that's what everyone loves about her. All the boys love her because she is very friendly and kind. Jailene is very caring and loving and always watches out for her family and friends. Jailene is beautiful, she has long brown hair and brown eyes, and has deep dimples. She knows how to make people happy when they are in a negative mood. Jailene is very athletic, she loves to play sports and is very competive. BUT, she can't stand DRAMA!! Jailene is a very happy and bright girl too be dealing with drama. Jailene is puerto rican, that's why she is so Cute. She has a very bright personality that stands out to everyone. Jailene adores her friends and family and would anything to keep them happy and safe. Jailene is the sun that comes out everyday, the flowers that bloom every summer, and the smiles that come out on everyone's face. Jailene is very smart, she might act dumb but thats only because she is fooling around. Jailene has a good education and because of that she has a lot of doors open for her.
Jailene is so sexy, LOOK AT HER! She is puerto rican yo....I want her!!
Jailene by Jailene or Jaja November 29, 2013
A girl who usually has brown eyes and Dark brown Hair. Very pretty. Crazy, Hyper,Funny, Random,Big boobs. Usually is skater or emo. Jailene is a spanish girl name. In spanish it is said like Hailene.
Yo the Jailene over there is sexy and shes spanish hot.-Harry
Word I know look at thoses boobs-Ben
Jailene by girlwhoknowsxoxo86 August 3, 2009
She is Nice Always positive and awesome
I have a friend jaidene and she is so nice! She loves to read do drawing and animation! I’m glad I have a friend who is named jaidene!
Jaidene by Vanness cue November 9, 2018
Short girl probably ranging from 4' 11 to 5' 1. Very Jailene is short and has dark hair no cap
Jailene mad short cant even reach the door handle
Jailene by mymommaisthick April 1, 2022
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everclear & bepsi
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