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pronounced: jai·ree·nuh

Belongs to a rare breed of minions, with an insatiable love of bananas and pootatohhhs.

A Jairene puts the "laughter" in "manslaughter".

Known as a "bawse", a Jairene is typically a female, quick to anger and yell "I hate youuuu"!

With a rare talent of making up silly words (usually with sexual connotations) Jairenes are also commonly too attractive for their own good.

Person 1: Hey, how was your new day at work?
Person 2: Terrible, I have a really mean bozz...
Person 1: Oh, so you got a Jairene...

Person 1: I need a nickname, any ideas
Person 2: How about "walking orgasm"?
Person 1: (facepalm).. you just did a Jairene..

jairene by (emo) December 7, 2012

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jarened

to hit on a girl, and right before you are about to make your final move, you find out she has a boyfriend.

Wow I really like that girl...but she just told me her boyfriend is a quarterback for the NFL.
Ouch, you just got Jarened.

jarened by rainmakeralan March 18, 2009

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Jairee

a good guy that normally wins over many womans hearts and will always tru to his friends he is very hyper even when u first meet him but he can be the bestest friend u would ever have

friend:who is that handsome boy

me:o that is a Jairee

Jairee by Jswagg_024 November 26, 2013

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Jailene

Jailene is a bright girl who loves to smile. She has a very bright personality and everyone loves her. She doesn't have no haters because she has a positive attitude. Jailene is the sexiest chick in the world, she's very hyper and crazy and that's what everyone loves about her. All the boys love her because she is very friendly and kind. Jailene is very caring and loving and always watches out for her family and friends. Jailene is beautiful, she has long brown hair and brown eyes, and has deep dimples. She knows how to make people happy when they are in a negative mood. Jailene is very athletic, she loves to play sports and is very competive. BUT, she can't stand DRAMA!! Jailene is a very happy and bright girl too be dealing with drama. Jailene is puerto rican, that's why she is so Cute. She has a very bright personality that stands out to everyone. Jailene adores her friends and family and would anything to keep them happy and safe. Jailene is the sun that comes out everyday, the flowers that bloom every summer, and the smiles that come out on everyone's face. Jailene is very smart, she might act dumb but thats only because she is fooling around. Jailene has a good education and because of that she has a lot of doors open for her.

Jailene is so sexy, LOOK AT HER! She is puerto rican yo....I want her!!

Jailene by Jailene or Jaja November 29, 2013

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Jailene

A girl who usually has brown eyes and Dark brown Hair. Very pretty. Crazy, Hyper,Funny, Random,Big boobs. Usually is skater or emo. Jailene is a spanish girl name. In spanish it is said like Hailene.

Yo the Jailene over there is sexy and shes spanish hot.-Harry
Word I know look at thoses boobs-Ben

Jailene by girlwhoknowsxoxo86 August 3, 2009

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Jaidene

She is Nice Always positive and awesome

I have a friend jaidene and she is so nice! She loves to read do drawing and animation! I’m glad I have a friend who is named jaidene!

Jaidene by Vanness cue November 9, 2018

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Jailene

Short girl probably ranging from 4' 11 to 5' 1. Very Jailene is short and has dark hair no cap

Jailene mad short cant even reach the door handle

Jailene by mymommaisthick April 1, 2022

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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