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Jairus
Jairus by Healthinspector March 28, 2009
Jairus
A human reincarnation of an extremely large penis. A Jairus penis is usualy 18-25 inches long and very thick.
Jairus by TheRealPavel March 7, 2007
Jairus
Jairus is a type of guy to have morning hair. He comes to school without combing his hair. He is a pc roblox sweat and always tries to fit in with his friends. He is a funny and very handsome boy. He has little rizz irl, but when it comes roblox or any other online game, he's the rizzard of oz.
Jairus by unidentified idot May 24, 2023
Jairus
Literally the best person in the world. The greatest man to ever touch american soil. Also a man with beautiful facial hair.
Jairus by pseudonym275 September 12, 2022
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floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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