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Usually is a oversized fat basterd that iis funny as hell make might have a fat ass friend name Jacob that bastard going to die from diabetes bt j is usually a southerhern fried food eatin add nigga that says shit like yea i use to fuck with her bt he ain't neva had a single bitch
Girl 1: hey end of the world is coming find something to fuck
Girl 2: there's jahwan
Girl 1: I'd rather fuck a bitch nigga named fred with hard nipples
jahwan by jp7 January 15, 2013
A cute but short girl that is pretty much perfect in every thing she does and she is perfect her self . She is also very gorgeous and funny.
Every girl should try to become a Jahanvi, it would makelife easier
Jahanvi by Jahanvi December 31, 2011
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Jasmine Jawanda 

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.
Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019

Jaswanth 

The lord of lords whom humanity must worship for salvation
Thou art Jaswanth the ruler of the cosmos.
Jaswanth by anonymous May 13, 2021

Jaswanth 

The lord of the multiversal cosmos.
O Jaswanth, Thou art the ruler of the universe.
Jaswanth by anonymous May 13, 2021

Jahangir 

Derived from the Persian language which means conqueror of the world, Jahangir is an incredibly cool, handsome, great - hearted, kind and awesome person who will also, coincidentally, conquer the world one day. He is a person who cares a lot if he likes someone. Lot of fake people try to use him but he still helps them everytime out of his kindness. Date him if you get an opportunity because is so precious and you would never find someone like him again in whole life.

Jehangir has similarities to celebrities such as Owen Wilson and Denise richards - they look quite similar to Jehangir!
Person A: What is the epitome of awesomeness?

Person B: Jahangir!

Person A: Who is really really ridiculously good looking?

Person C: Oh, that is definitely Jahangir!
Jahangir by SamMichael November 23, 2021

Jahangir 

A sweet tall charming handsome guy who is caring sincere intelligent outgoing and full of energy. He cares for his family and friends like no other. He has a huge heart and is generous and full of adventure. He loves animals and is so kind and caring towards all living creatures.
Oh he is such a Jahangir.
He loves like a Jahangir.
Jahangir by Mila.mano November 23, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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