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A very sexymany that will eat the bootyvery good and he is also good a sports and all girls like him all girls:did you fuckjahlon other girls: hell yah he got a big dick
Oh yah jahlon fuck real good
Jahlon by Jay Igbo I February 25, 2019
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Jahlon is a big fat dad with a small dick he sucks a football and gets no pussy
Girl: have you fuck jahlon

Friend : no

Girl: he has a baby dick
jahlon by - the goat June 18, 2018

Riri and jahlon 

They are the best couple in the school!!
N: Have u heard?
K: what?
N: riri and Jahlon got together

K:he's Horning her
Riri and jahlon by Riri💓 February 15, 2025

jablonoscope 

1. Invented from the family name first found in the invasion of the Nazi, and was spread to the USSR of Communism. (“Jablonowska”, - ligma’s second victim.)
2. A popular word for gamers in a battle royale game, such as Fortnite, PUBG and also Minecraft (Cuz there’s fall damage). Also a popular term used by Youtubers and Streamers when gets killed by a default skin. ( F**king Jablonoscope me you little s**t).
There is a player in front us, I’m gonna launch pad and 360 Jablonoscope him.
*Dies from fall damage*
jablonoscope by JabJabFromFlexTape September 13, 2018

Bongo Jalongo

a girl who has a fantastic rack which is not big due to excess flab
connor: wow look at those jugs
joe: no they're Bongo Jalongos.......silly connor
A term that originated from Jamaica meaning: a love that celebrates God's work, love, and standards. A love between a man, a woman, and God.
Looking for Mr. Right? Then try JahLove.
JahLove by CakeMan44 April 16, 2017
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026
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