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jahaad is a being who others think might be mean,but is the totally opposite! hes a great friend and such a sweetheart,also all the girls love him
oh jahaad is so sweet,i thought he was so mean!
jahaad by lunagirl200 April 9, 2022
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The hottest man ever in the universe of the world. Has a really big dick and loves to fuck his stepsister.
Damn that's one hell of a Jahead
jahead by MobyHuge May 16, 2017
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Jahmadari 

A black skinny male from Brazil that kills chickens. Usually has very silent feet and sneak up on you. They like cartoon porn and very interested in voodoo magic. Codenamed Rocket
Ex. The ninja pulled a Jahmadari on that guy!
Ex. Person 1:Why dont we kill some chickens?

Person 2: I Aint pulling a Jahmadari man, thats weird.
Jahmadari by Long Horn January 23, 2011

jawaadian clan

A group composing of people who possess a large quantity of melanin derived from the ultimate being, jawood. They are known to be rebellious warriors due to their efforts in the battle of jastings where they slain the king of white privilege, Thomas Battioni.
He's a true Jawaadian Clan member. Look at the amount of melanin he has.
jawaadian clan by VantaBlackWarrior December 17, 2019
A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.

The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
1: so what's your name?
2: jaraad
1: jared?
2: JAH-ROD
1: gerard?
2: for fucks sake
jaraad by therealjar February 23, 2010
An extremely powerful being. It merges Jahseh and Ahmad who is the killer of Guest B. Really likes Moonlight
If you bully me, I'll summon Jahmad
Jahmad by jahpods 4 life February 5, 2019

Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.
Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"
Jahard Moment by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020
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