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The hottest man ever in the universe of the world. Has a really big dick and loves to fuck his stepsister.
Damn that's one hell of a Jahead
jahead by MobyHuge May 16, 2017
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jahaad • Jahaanvi • jawaad • Jihaad • jahaan • Jahad • Jahaida • Jamaad • jaraad • jasaad

Jahmadari 

A black skinny male from Brazil that kills chickens. Usually has very silent feet and sneak up on you. They like cartoon porn and very interested in voodoo magic. Codenamed Rocket
Ex. The ninja pulled a Jahmadari on that guy!
Ex. Person 1:Why dont we kill some chickens?

Person 2: I Aint pulling a Jahmadari man, thats weird.
Jahmadari by Long Horn January 23, 2011

jawaadian clan

A group composing of people who possess a large quantity of melanin derived from the ultimate being, jawood. They are known to be rebellious warriors due to their efforts in the battle of jastings where they slain the king of white privilege, Thomas Battioni.
He's a true Jawaadian Clan member. Look at the amount of melanin he has.
jawaadian clan by VantaBlackWarrior December 17, 2019
A name that sounds like jared and gerard, that is given to less than 1% of the entire world, that no one can spell right. The name is of arabic origin.

The dudes given this name are commonly born with bigger balls than jared, and a longer dick than gerard.
1: so what's your name?
2: jaraad
1: jared?
2: JAH-ROD
1: gerard?
2: for fucks sake
jaraad by therealjar February 23, 2010
An extremely powerful being. It merges Jahseh and Ahmad who is the killer of Guest B. Really likes Moonlight
If you bully me, I'll summon Jahmad
Jahmad by jahpods 4 life February 5, 2019

Jahard Moment

A more vague and confusing response to give to someone when you've already said "bruh" to them before.
Two people playing Bedwars
"BRO HE'S BREAKING THE BED DEFENSE!! I CAN'T HIT HIM!!"
"bruh"
"DUDE I DIED"
"That was kind of a Jahard Moment"
Jahard Moment by Antiwasnothere December 21, 2020
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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