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Jammered 

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.
"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."
Jammered by Acceptable November 24, 2014
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The word Jagmeet, is usually a name of a person of Sikh origin. The word consists of parts:

Jag = The World
Meet = A Friend

The Sikh names are chosen in a formal ceremony and gathering where the first letter or part of word from a random (or destined) page from Guru Granth Sahib is used as the starting letter for the baby's name.

In the holy scripture of Guru Granth Sahib, the word Jagmeet appears at several places. At certain instances, the word Jagmeet has been referred to as God himself, the reason being that only GOD can be considered the best friend of a person and is a friend to the whole world.

However, in the context of a name of a person, Jagmeet, just means a person who is friendly to the whole world. Sikh people are extremely humble by nature and do not consider themselves to be God. Even the Sikh Gurus did not proclaim themselves to be God.

Sometimes, a variant Jagmit is used instead of Jagmeet. Using the letter 'i' instead of 'ee' does not alter the meaning of the name, and both these words sound phonetically same as they are transliteration of the same Hindi or Punjabi word in the English language
Bill: That guy really treats everyone with an open mind
Mark: Yeah. Jagmeet is his first name.
Jagmeet by JJ-Hans May 3, 2011
A Jahmere is a very annoying person very energetic and a high temper Jahmere is also very cute and good looking but very childish and smart.
"Uhhh Jahmere put that back I need that!!!"
jahmere by Weirdo names +:) February 15, 2017

Jaggered 

Too be fucked up to the point of borderline death
Friend 1: yo did you see where my my buddy went

Friend 2: he drank too much fireball and got jaggered it’s all over Instagram.
Jaggered by Managedbyike March 18, 2019
Jahmere is a very kind and loving person but will fuck u up if so
Jahmere is chill but not when mad
Jahmere by Rivera7477 September 4, 2019
jazmere is the one girl who u might think is mean when u first meet her her but once u get to know her she is the most caring and sweetest peorson yull ever meet dont lose her. she is always there for u no matter what. keep her by ur side.
person: jazmere looks so mean

me: shes not just get to know her

two years later:
person:wow u was right she is a very nice person
jazmere by let him go February 24, 2022
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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