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Jammered 

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.
"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."
Jammered by Acceptable November 24, 2014
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jammered 

jammered(verb, past tense)- to be so intoxicated that you pull out your tie through your zipper and piss in your pants.
Tryce got so jammered at Breaton's that he hooked up with a mailbox.

Jammered 

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered
I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.
Jammered by Laforce September 17, 2006

jammered 

a state of intoxication due to drink or drugz
i was jammered lasnite!
jammered by anony mouse July 10, 2004

jammered 

1) Being in a state of higher consciousness due to excessive consumption of Jamba Juice or any other smoothie beverage with added nutrients
--Did you see Eric last night? He had a twenty dollar Jamba Juice gift certificate and got himself totally jammered off of wheat grass and Strawberries Wild drinks.
jammered by JuicyJew July 31, 2008

hammer jammered 

I was at the bar last week and was so hammer jammered I don't even know WHAT I said to that guy. It was a guy right??
hammer jammered by tamtamcracker August 24, 2009

Jimmer Jammered 

I just jimmer jammered that essay
Jimmer Jammered by theactualexpert December 1, 2023
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