Jammered

(verb.) When one consumes an extremely excessive amount of food after getting a serious case of the munchies from a heavy weed smoking session, causing them to become bloated and ill.

"Last night, the boys and I smoked way too much weed and proceeded to get brutally jammered; We literally ate everything we could find in the kitchen, and I felt so sick."

by Acceptable November 24, 2014

Jammered

An extremely intoxicated state.

The state of intoxication just before passing out, where time and events are difficult to differentiate.

This term cannot be used to often and should not be confused with Hammered

I was fucking jammered last night

I was so jammered I slept with a fat chick ugly chick, yes not just fat but ugly too.

by Laforce September 17, 2006

no jammer

a no jammer is when someone in the fandom of bts (named ARMY) are cringy, annoying, or unrealistic. the term "no jammer" comes from a video with the group's leader telling jimin, out of context, "you got no jams", which became a known joke. this group also includes koreaboos

normal ARMY: did you see that photo of jimin?
no jammer: omg yes!! it was so hot i want him to date me 😍 ugh i wish i was korean!

by orangefall November 18, 2018

Jammer

Well Ava says it means “good awesome Music “

Bro this music is jammer

by Jammer July 16, 2019

Jammer

A heart attack.

My old-man is in intensive care. He did too much blow and had a jammer last night.

by Coosit September 11, 2003

jammers

"packed", "crowded" or "jam packed". Used mainly in Ireland.

The train this morning was totally jammers! I think I'm going to walk to work from now on...

by Klarissa506 January 14, 2009

jammer

To simultaneously wank whilst taking a dump.

James had work in ten minutes so he had to have a 'jammer'

by fruitbasket** July 24, 2011