jagjot

a sexci mofo that is sweet, caring, committed, funny and is suchaa hawtiieeee. If you get him dont let him do cuz he'll be the only thing you need and you will be set for life.

Girl 1: I need a, committed, caring, sweet, HAILARIOUS, guy but i dont where to find a guy like that

Girl 2: You mean a, Jagjot?

Girl 1: YESSHHH

Girl 2: do you want have wild nights for the rest of your life and millions of kids??

Girl 1: YESS PLEASEE

Girl 2: YOU NEED A JAGJOT IN YO LIFE

jagjot by retardedobsessedlova December 20, 2013

Jagjit 

The most genuine person you’ll ever meet. Extremely funny, you’ll laugh every second you are with a Jagjit. Very loyal and caring. Jagjit is the best friend everyone wishes they had. Quite charming. Amazing eyes, incredibly sexy and great in bed

Jagjit is my best friend

Jagjit by Sweet peax August 1, 2020

Jaggot

Noun/verb: Jake + Faggot combined into a taco flavor. Usually you call someone a Jaggot when their name is Jake.

Jake, you're being a Jaggot again. Stop Jaggoting around!

Jaggot by Outrustled April 21, 2017

jagbot 

Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.

My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.

jagbot by Mack57 September 1, 2008

JagJet 

A meeting at work when your attendance is mandatory but ultmitaley pointless and a waste of everyones time.

Luke - "Are you coming to the pub at lunchtime ?"

Terry - "I can't I have got a 3 Oclock JagJet"

JagJet by NotAnnuvvaOne September 22, 2010

Japjot

Japjot is a person who has a good taste in music. They are the type of friend that you want to have! They love chocolate and ice cream. They are beautiful, sweet, kind and caring and they love hugs! They love to make everyone laugh! They are sometimes lazy but thats ok! They love to sing and dance even tho they are not good at it!

Omg look at her shes such a japjot! I wish I were her friend :(

Japjot by moon, river November 11, 2020

Jagotbriggsed

(Pronounciation: jah-got-briggsed)

Describes the negative position that one is in after being screwed over or tricked by a scheming person.

Katy: "I can't believe I fell for all his lies again."
Chris: "Jagotbriggsed!"

Jagotbriggsed by BooYah Grandma1010 September 15, 2010