jagoot

When Hitler says Jew with his mouth full

Hitler:*mouth full* Gas them jagoots

by carpetmuncher4lufe March 13, 2018

Jagoop

Juh-Gewp

n./adj.

Any object that when inserted into the mouth brings oral pleasure; excitement of the taste buds. Also commonly referred to as a "schmook." A jagoop could be anything from chewing tobacco to "schmookie good" food.

Let's go watch some football and get a big ole jagoop.

That Chipotle burrito bowl was jagoop as fuck.

by Schmokie September 15, 2013

Jaggot

Noun/verb: Jake + Faggot combined into a taco flavor. Usually you call someone a Jaggot when their name is Jake.

Jake, you're being a Jaggot again. Stop Jaggoting around!

by Outrustled April 21, 2017

jagbot

Someone who combines the finest attributes of being a jagoff and of being a robot and evolves into a composite royal pain in the ass. They are typically found in supervisory positions. They have black hearts and eat unicorns.

My bosshole Tim is such a JAGBOT.

by Mack57 September 1, 2008

jabootu

A mythological supernatural entity (demon, spirit, deity, etc.) whose purview is primarily to reduce the quality of films made under his influence; an anti-muse.

JOHN: "Did you ever see 'Gigli'?"

MARY: "Are you kidding? Jabootu's hand was all over that turkey."

by Paul_Chicago October 26, 2005

jahoot

A child with down syndrome that likes to eat potted plants for breakfast and bites down on pillows and has 2 less chromosomes

That kid is a jahoot

by Plugins January 21, 2016

Jahootied

To get destroyed by something or someone.

Did you catch the game? The Raptors got absolutely jahootied.

Cody had so much to drink last night, that guy got straight jahootied!

by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020