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The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Jasjot is Hot, Sexy and loves to cuddle. He is also very good in bed ;) He also has an extremely large penis usually 11 inches +
Jasjot by England1234 December 27, 2010
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Jasjot is very sleep deprived and depressed. Check up on your friend jasjot today.
Person 1: Why is that kid so emo and sad.

Person 2: Oh her/him? That’s a real Jasjot.
Jasjot by moony06 November 22, 2021
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A person who acts like a cockwomble but x10
Person 1: you know Kevin? He's such a cockwomble
Person 2: nah bro, he's worse that a cockwomble, he's a jasjot
Jasjot by Hehehehaw x6969 August 16, 2022

Jasjot Syndrome 

A psychological and physiological condition characterized by persistent, irrational stress and anxiety about academic performance and grades, despite objectively overwhelming study efforts and guaranteed academic success (e.g., maintaining a CGPA above 9.5). Individuals exhibit symptoms such as chronic worry, irritability, fatigue, and physical manifestations like headaches and chanting ‘waheguru’ entire day, all triggered by a disproportionate fear of academic failure or underachievement (Important to note that the subject matter suffering from this condition is bound to score 9.5+ cgpa)
Subject Matter: Waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru waheguru

Concerned parties around subject matter: sigh, she's worried about IT skills, when she's bound to get 10 in it.. I think she has caught Jasjot Syndrome
Jasjot Syndrome by Mohawkkkk April 30, 2025
a sexci mofo that is sweet, caring, committed, funny and is suchaa hawtiieeee. If you get him dont let him do cuz he'll be the only thing you need and you will be set for life.
Girl 1: I need a, committed, caring, sweet, HAILARIOUS, guy but i dont where to find a guy like that

Girl 2: You mean a, Jagjot?

Girl 1: YESSHHH

Girl 2: do you want have wild nights for the rest of your life and millions of kids??

Girl 1: YESS PLEASEE

Girl 2: YOU NEED A JAGJOT IN YO LIFE
jagjot by retardedobsessedlova December 20, 2013
Japjot is a person who has a good taste in music. They are the type of friend that you want to have! They love chocolate and ice cream. They are beautiful, sweet, kind and caring and they love hugs! They love to make everyone laugh! They are sometimes lazy but thats ok! They love to sing and dance even tho they are not good at it!
Omg look at her shes such a japjot! I wish I were her friend :(
Japjot by moon, river November 11, 2020
Jasjit is the Prettiest girl out there. She is funny and cute, she hates people who always have there mouth open. She is kind and lovely. When ever you need help just go to her. Once again she is the prettiest girl out there.
Omg Look How Pretty Jasjit Looks!
Isn't She Beautiful
Jasjit by I know Everthing July 11, 2018
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