When you at the club and it's so lit and you see some pretty girls you need to ''jage''

I just ''jaget'' 2 girls last night, it was so neat. They even offered me a handjob

we just ''jaget'' some pussy at the club

jaget by Gnussan April 17, 2017

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Jager Main

A deluxe piece of cancer that gets head shot at the begin of each defense round attempting to spawn peak and cries him or her self to sleep every night for the acog.

A toxic piece of shit who ruins the fucking game and doesn't let anyone in the building because they are all dead by the time the timer hasn't even hit thirty seconds in the round. (Due to spawn peaking)

Player one: Fuck you Jager Main!You toxic piece of shit all you fucking do is spawn peak!

Jager: Get spawn peaked. Ha Ha Ha!

Jager Main by TheKnowItAllBoutGames September 10, 2018

Jager

Deploying ADS; You Can Stop Worrying About Grenades Now

No more fuze, jager make you stop worrying about grenades now

Jager by SerenityXD January 20, 2017

jägermain

A person who only plays Jäger and spawn kills everyone

That pleb is fucking JägerMain

jägermain by ScarydumpTruck April 2, 2017

jagex...(sigh)

When someone who plays RuneScape can't believe the extent to which Jagex goes to make the game as difficult as possible.

Person 1: Wow Jagex put Bonus XP weekend on the same weekend as Daylight Savings Time. They want the Bonus XP to be on the shortest weekend of the year so players don't get as much experience

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow I got banned from RuneScape on vacation for BOTTING. I haven't even logged on for two weeks until now!

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow Jagex just banned 6,000 players suspected of botting before Bonus XP weekend. Also, it was reported that most of those players had just bought new membership. Jagex wants the new money before banning them.

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

jagex...(sigh) by LiveByDaDeep December 4, 2010

Jager Donk

When someone has a big booty from drinking so much Jagermeister

Damn bro shorty over there got a Jager Donk! She probably drinks a JagerBomb for breakfast every morning. No cap

Jager Donk by JagerPartyer February 26, 2021

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026