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jagels

jizz + bagels = jagels

An alternative to the widespread cullinary phenomenon, "juffins."

Not nearly as funny as "juffins."
"Dude-- you eat a lot of jagels."
-"Jagels isn't a word, dude. I think you mean juffins."

Colin touches wee wees a lot. And likes jagels.
by westonski January 27, 2007
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jagerschlager

A shot comprised of Jagermeister and Goldschlager, previously known as liquid cocaine (the 80's are over man)...you bartender will appreciate this change.
Hey, two Jagerschlagers over here douche!
by sAmMeRp December 9, 2006
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Jagershima

Chugging a full cup of jager and following it up with a full cup of redbull.

Enough jagerbombs combined that it is as big as a blast for hiroshima.
Take a jagershima for a big blast.
by Zucco July 9, 2007
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pb-jagel

Cut a bagel in half, peanut butter one side, jelly the other side, put it together and you've got a pb-jagel.
I felt like having breakfast and lunch at the same time, so I made myself a pb-jagel.
by Bruce THunder April 19, 2009
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Janels

A chick who is loud, crazy, fun, never shy, and a great talker. Never one to back down on something.
You - Hey, that chick is a real Janels.
Me - Yeah, she could talk forever.

Me- Hey, go roll down that hill.
You- Nah, go ask Janels, She will do it.
by Peanutz January 15, 2008
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Janelsie

A cute,sexy,beautiful,smart,talented girl that is the best bestfriend and never cheats. But she can get jealous. If you ever have a janelsie as a bestfriend your life will become the best life ever. You’ll have an even better life if she was your girlfriend. But she does have anger problems. So if you mess with her you have another thing coming.
by #SQUADD November 11, 2018
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jagel

An incredible type of human being. Every school or work place has at least one. Commonly found on European vacations, reading literature, and engaging his/herself in historical conversations. He/she is incredibly intellectual and extremely lovable. If you get to know a Jagel your life will for ever be changed for the better.
YOU: "Hey Jagel what are you doing thins afternoon?"
JAGEL:"Reading How the Other Half Lives by Jacob Riis and analyzing the Progressive Age."
jagle
by Geggers November 3, 2010
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