Jafuk

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Similar to "the fuck", "dafuq", "da fuck", "the fuq", or words with similar connotations, Jafuk is a word used to signify extreme surprise or confusion.

"What jafuk is Anthony doing to cfine in the corner?!"

"Dude I heard Anthony CFined that fine woman last night!"

"Jafuk!"

Jafuk by sealionyuhhh April 3, 2013

Words you can keep

Jafaken

1. Fake Jamaican.
2. White person trying to be black.
3. wigger

"We roughed up a bunch of Jafakens"

Jafaken by Jay See February 23, 2004

Related Words

Jafuk • jafuka • jafakean • jafaken • jafakin' • Jaeuk • jasuki • jabuka • Jabuke • jabukee

Jafakan

Fake Jamaican, usually a Wigga. People who feel the need to act like a Jamaican because they smoke weed. People whose parents are born in Jamaica but they themselves were born in England and speak shit Patois when they get angry.

Piss off you Jafakan!

ME NAH JAFAKAN FOOL BOMBA CLART THE TA RAHS... Oh Mummy didn't see you there!

Jafakan by DalstonDuchess86 October 6, 2016

JAFURK

An acronym consisting of the initial letters of the phrase Just Another Fucked-Up Rich Kid.

Bye-bye Bushie.
Such a JAFURK.
I got no time for Hillary. Sorry, she's a total JAFURK.

JAFURK by Graycard June 16, 2008

Jabuke

Jabuke (pronounced Juh-boook) is Croatian for the word Apple. However, Jabuke can also be used to describe annoying people and those who annoy you.

Jabuke is to only be used in an insulting manner unless you are Croatian.
Jabuke can also be a synonym for the word "Mambis"

Annoyed Person: Quit yer complanin' ya Jabuke! and stop being such a Mambis

Jabuke by Daltonlovesmusic May 24, 2009

Jasuki

Little Scene Kid who wears girl pants that thinks he is better than everyone else, and looks like a dinasaur.

"ugh i unfortuneately saw jasuki today"

Jasuki by irideembikes July 8, 2009

Jacuki

Jacuki- A racial slur referring to a moronic half black half Filipino person

“Shut up you jacuki bastard”

Jacuki by Frogy120 December 8, 2021

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026