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jackball 

a dum person who just keeps getting dumber
jackball by linda rondstat August 10, 2003
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jackball 

A dumb person who just keeps getting dumber.

As heard on the Rush Limbaugh show, which gave a shout-out to Urban Dictionary regarding this word.
Ardent John Kerry supporters are a bunch of jackballs!
jackball by Hyacinth Bucket December 30, 2004

jackball 

knucklehead, fool, dummy, idiot, moron; depending upon the context.

Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.
Example: When addressing a friend it is more likely meant in the 'knucklehead' sense. If you were driving down the road and some manic cuts you off or you're watching TV and Bush is trying to complete a sentence or pronounce the name a of a foreign dignitary and you yell, "JACKBALL!" Clearly, it is being employed in the 'idiot' or 'moron' sense.
jackball by Jackball Hansen July 12, 2008

jackball 

Can be used as a verb, meaning the deliberate act of taking or stealing. A jackball is a small "victory" for the jackballER and an annoyance to the jackballEE. It can often be advantageous for the jackballER to appear unaware of the jackball if noticed or confronted.
That lady jackballed my spot in line!

If this guy gets up, jackball his seat.
jackball by n8dizzle December 9, 2008

Jackballed Up 

Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.
The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.
Jackballed Up by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004

JACKBALLIN 

verb. A hybrid word derived from words Jacking(off money) and ballin. 1. Frivolous spending without regards to priority, in order to appear as a baller.

WORD ORIGINATED IN NAPTOWN,IN
TEST>>> If you wake up in the morning thinking about what you could have, or should have spent the money on you were JACKBALLIN.
JACKBALLIN by Kenn Starr January 4, 2008

Jickball 

The game of Jickball is played with four players. The fourth player is the "Jick". The Jick must take the "God Damn" (the ball) from the "Jesus Christ" (first player). The game is never over and no one ever wins.
"Jickball is like Calvanball, but with more swearing!"

"Fuck! You were chosen last, you're the fucking Jick! He's the Jesus Christ, get the God Damn, god damnit!"
Jickball by KapmoninCbuo October 11, 2009
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