jacquia 

A pretty and talented young lady full of hopes and dreams she can be nice but not to be played with and very intelligent so don't ever try play dumb with her

Hi my name is Jacquia nice to meet you .

jacquia by Bhaddie_alex October 14, 2018

Jacqui 

Jacqui is a cool cucumber. the nicest person ever. she is hilarious. I always learn so much much from her. you've got such nice teeth. she can be trusted implicitly. She will be your favorite person to spend time with, she has nice hair and stunning eyes. If you meet a Jacqui you will be enlightened. She is the wisest most beautiful person you will ever meet. You know that feeling when your on the beach, the cool air flowing through your hair and the tide suddenly comes up and you are hit with a monster wave and then you go home, freezing cold only to be met by a nice warm shower already prepared for you... Thats Jacqui

i got home after a long and hard day and I have a shower I am feeling very jacqui right now.

Jacqui by ANDYiscool123 August 27, 2018

Jacquing off 

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country

"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"

Jacquing off by bácón March 22, 2022

Jacqui Smith 

The current home secretary of the United Kingdom. Also goes by the nickname of, "crazy fascist bitch", because of her persistent attempts to turn Britain into a police state. She is completely incompetent and unfit for her job, she is a threat to our fundamental rights and should be sacked for the things shes done.

One of her many insane plans is to introduce a database that records all internet search data, all emails and all mobile phone calls. If thats not fascistic, then i dont know what is. Luckily this has recieved huge backlash from the public and other MPs, so hopefully the evil bitch will be out of office before she gets a chance to implement this.

She also lied about the crime rate in the UK, telling us that serious crimes like murder, rape and assault were down, when in actual fact they have been going up each year. Her excuse was that crimes had been underreported (whatever that means), but its most likely a lie, just because she cant admit that shes fucked the country up herself.

Bitch.

Jacqui Smith: "Every home will be fitted with cctv so we can monitor everything you do. You wont be allowed to leave your house without permission from the home office. This is to combat terrorism, it has nothing to do with the fact that im a crazy power mad whore".

The general public: "Fuck you Smith! we wont do what you tell us, enough is enough, EVERYBODY RIOT, OVERTHROW THIS FASCIST REGIME!!!!"

Jacqui Smith by FUCK YOU JACQUI SMITH December 20, 2008

Jacquie 

A beautiful, stylish girl.
Someone you want to spend a lot of time with. She's brilliant. Bring her home to mama, or just bring her home if you can!

I would love to be with a Jacquie.

Jacquie by badbeat March 20, 2009

Jacquavious 

This ghetto black kid

Jacquavious is from the hood

Jacquavious by Tamia jones April 20, 2018

Jacqui 

Pronunciation: 'ja-kē'

Jacqui, a very beautiful girl. Too beautiful for words. Shes absolutely stunning and awesome. She is very sweet friendly and fun to talk with. She has too many great features to name all at once. She has a cute hair, she can dance and sing and it's absolutely the perfect. She will always have you smiling and keep you laughing. Shes just so fun. I don't and truly original.

A: Hey man, what's the name of Jacqui 's cat?
B: she has two, Mochi and Whiska. Which one are you talking about?

A: Hey, I am actually redefining Jacqui, since the existing one is not perfect.
Jacqui: Oh my gosh that's the sweetest thing anyone has ever done for me. it's too sweet, I'm smiling so much

Jacqui by Jfan1220 December 15, 2017