jacob statorious
Molly: yeah hey do you know who Jacob Statorious is
Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again
Brian: don't bring that little prick up ever again
jacob statorious by Brhtszch June 2, 2016
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jacob sartorious syndrome
When you are an older male, yet your voice is almost like puberty is deciding and you barely have eyebrows. Please take a moment of silence for those with JSS.
jacob sartorious syndrome by ZREX May 31, 2016
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Jacob Sartorious
A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;
Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.
Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"
Jacob Sartorious by troyelove May 17, 2016
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