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jacob statorious
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Little shit
who makes stupid
lip-synching
videos and bites his lip
flexes
shit he doesn't have
Molly: yeah hey do
you know who
Jacob Statorious is
Brian: don't bring that
little
prick up
ever again
jacob statorious
by
Brhtszch
June 2, 2016
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