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jacob j.w.c 

is perfect in every single way. his smile is very contagious. his eyes are easy to get lost in. you could listen to his laugh forever. his voice is so calming.his hair is so nice. you would fall inlove with him in a milisecond. he is very smart, funny, sporty, kind, loving and he can bring a smile to your face without even trying. he would never make you do anything you don’t want to do and will listen to you whenever. He’s someone who you will regret losing. the most beautiful and amazing person to have in your life.
jacob j.w.c by YourMumsNickers August 31, 2020

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

A Fictional song character in which children like to sing about while making their voice softer and louder after each verse. Singing this also lets people say DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA as loud as they would like.
Surprisingly, His name is your name too
Person 1: Hey guy

Person 2: Hey, whats your name?

Person 1: John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt

Person 2: THATS MY NAME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Jacob Jerky 

The dry skin that peels off when you have sunburn.
Teacher: Have you ever had sunburn so bad your skin starts peeling?
Jacob: (raises hand) Jacob Jerky
Jacob Jerky by AshMaster5000 March 2, 2023

Jacob Jennings 

Jacob Jennings is the guy you want to marry. A total dawg in the bed, lasts for hours. Humongous penis used for destroying milfs. Overall an athletic nice guy.
Omg, I had to be in a wheelchair for 2 weeks after a night with Jacob Jennings!
Jacob Jennings by Mathew Stein April 8, 2020

Jacob-James

(Adjective) someone who has a general fondness to grab male genitalia
Jacob-James just wants to grab my D.
Jacob-James by Nei Hooms Pa August 5, 2022