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jackulator 

Jackulator- This is when your girlfriend is on the rag and refuses to suck your dick so she promise to give you some relief later on that night by jacking you off.
Hey babe, my balls are about to explode! You think you could help me out? Uhh NO, its that time of month but I will jackulator.
jackulator by JIMBOC130FE January 4, 2012

Jackatorium 

Any room used to rub one out, or masturbate.
For example, a bedroom with a sports illustrated swimsuit edition, is a fine room to convert to a jackatorium, temporarily.
Or you could convert your moms living room, to a jackatorium while watching Friends on TV.
Or, say you are researching anatomy on the internet, on your dads computer, well then, his office just became a jackatorium, didn't it?
Jackatorium by Shwagg March 18, 2007

Jaculator 

Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!
Jaculator by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Jackulate 

The overwhelming feeling of reverence, admiration, fear, etc., produced by that which is grand, sublime and extremely powerful like Jack Bauer.
The way you knocked him out almost made me jackulate!
Jackulate by Ovinor January 14, 2011

JackUltraMotive 

very cool guy JDM god

you think you know JDM but you dont
jdm guy is a YouTuber
asian
owns r8, r32 gtr, 350z, and focus rs
originally named jackultragamer but now he drives vehicular devices and films it
has 1 million subscriber wow 👏
My favorite car YouTuber is JackUltraMotive. Hes so freaking JDM.
JackUltraMotive by cydafekt January 21, 2021
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piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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square grouper

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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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