jacktable

Adjective used to describe an insured item for which you owe more than it's worth.

I'm so upside-down on my car loan! My car is soooo jacktable--get it!

jacktable by joeydee July 25, 2011

Jackablade

Jackablade is a fictional term used to refer to some of the criminal element within the Thief universe. Is it unbeknown whether or not that it is used to refer to a certain type of criminal e.g. a cutpurse or a mugger but the crime of being a jackablade (or jackblade) is incarceration, flogging and forced labour for an indeterminate amount of time by The Order of the Hammer.

In Thief: The Dark Project and Thief Gold, two jackablades were sent to kill Garrett by the City Warden (Crime Lord) and two more are found incarcerated in Cragscleft Prison for their crimes.

"Guard thy tongue from falsehood as thou gardest thy purse from a jackablade."

Jackablade by ThePrivateer April 30, 2021

Jackable 

To determine if a video or photo is hot enough to jerk off to.

The Kim K sextape isn’t even jackable.

Jackable by Kelp salad November 30, 2019

Jacktipler 

Someone who is ABSOLUTELY SHIT at spelling and grammar.

"i cans roll" said jack, i must be a Jacktipler

Jacktipler by Sam Botham UNIT November 8, 2019

Jackballed Up 

Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.

The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.

Jackballed Up by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004

Jackaleaniebeanie 

Jackaleaniebeanie is a sexy mofo. Cherish your Jackaleaniebeanie boy, he is someone you don't want to lose.

I love my Jackaleaniebeanie boy <333

Jackaleaniebeanie by libbysnoot February 23, 2021

jackable 

i girl that is hot enough to be jacked off to

"Shes jackable"

jackable by Hortinstein June 4, 2003