jackball
my boyfriend
jackball by linda rondstat August 10, 2003
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jackball
A dumb person who just keeps getting dumber.
As heard on the Rush Limbaugh show, which gave a shout-out to Urban Dictionary regarding this word.
As heard on the Rush Limbaugh show, which gave a shout-out to Urban Dictionary regarding this word.
jackball by Hyacinth Bucket December 30, 2004
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jackball
knucklehead, fool, dummy, idiot, moron; depending upon the context.
Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.
Jackball is word for which the meaning is subjective and entirely related to the user's state of mind. It ranges from the 'knucklehead' to the 'idiot' or 'moron' end of the scale depending upon whom you are referring.
Example: When addressing a friend it is more likely meant in the 'knucklehead' sense. If you were driving down the road and some manic cuts you off or you're watching TV and Bush is trying to complete a sentence or pronounce the name a of a foreign dignitary and you yell, "JACKBALL!" Clearly, it is being employed in the 'idiot' or 'moron' sense.
jackball by Jackball Hansen July 12, 2008
Jackballed Up
Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.
The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.
Jackballed Up by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004
JACKBALLIN
verb. A hybrid word derived from words Jacking(off money) and ballin. 1. Frivolous spending without regards to priority, in order to appear as a baller.
WORD ORIGINATED IN NAPTOWN,IN
WORD ORIGINATED IN NAPTOWN,IN
TEST>>> If you wake up in the morning thinking about what you could have, or should have spent the money on you were JACKBALLIN.
JACKBALLIN by Kenn Starr January 4, 2008
Jickball
The game of Jickball is played with four players. The fourth player is the "Jick". The Jick must take the "God Damn" (the ball) from the "Jesus Christ" (first player). The game is never over and no one ever wins.
"Jickball is like Calvanball, but with more swearing!"
"Fuck! You were chosen last, you're the fucking Jick! He's the Jesus Christ, get the God Damn, god damnit!"
"Fuck! You were chosen last, you're the fucking Jick! He's the Jesus Christ, get the God Damn, god damnit!"
Jickball by KapmoninCbuo October 11, 2009
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