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im jacksta ladida im a cock
jacksta by Anonymous October 25, 2003
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Jacksnap 

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.
Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.
Jacksnap by DirtiestD November 18, 2014

Double Jacksaw 

The act of counter-rotational fellatio in which the giver harmoniously utilizes both hands and the mouth for maximum stimulation during blowjob. Traditionally, the left hand is on bottom and right hand on top while one rotates and the other counter rotates on the shaft while the head of the penis remains in the performer's mouth. For full effect, the two handed rotation and counter-rotation must be coupled with up and down motion on the penis and blowjob until explosive orgasm in the mouth is achieved.

**WARNING: NOT FOR THE INEXPERIENCED**

Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Yo bros, my boy J$tackz went home with a strippa last night. She DOUBLE JACKSAWED him till he had a TRex style orgasm. His arms are still stuck like that.
Double Jacksaw by JStakz May 6, 2017

Persassy Jacksasson 

Persassy Jacksasson is what everyone wants to be :)

Jacktastic 

A person named Jack who is fantastic.
"Man that guy Jack is fantastic"
"He's fucking Jacktastic"
Jacktastic by Jack Likes Fire August 2, 2007

jacksauce 

1. Byproduct of male masturbation
2. Semen
How the fuck did I get jacksauce in my hair?!
jacksauce by berserker256 May 16, 2003
Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.
I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.
jackstack by Beeyo November 1, 2007
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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