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Jacksnap 

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.
Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.
Jacksnap by DirtiestD November 18, 2014
Words you can keep

Jacksnap 

noun. A person who is a jackass and subconsciously knows that they are acting in that manner!
Look at that man over there yelling! What a Jacksnap!
Jacksnap by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009

Jacksnap 

A combination jackoff session, snack, then a nap. Usually in that order.
Sally Balls: It's 5pm, you're still in your robe?
Tony: It's my day off. Been jacksnappin' all day.
Sally Balls: Must be nice.
Jacksnap by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013
AKA Jack Harries, an attractive Englsih YouTuber who makes videos with his twin brohter Finn
Person: Do you watch JacksGap
Other person: Yeah but I like Finn
Person: Which one is Finn?
Other person: I don't know
JacksGap by natkatlat November 3, 2013

jacknaphobia 

A common phobia of jack’s. Most people suffer years without being diagnosed or fully coming to terms with this phobia and it is extremely hard to treat unfortunately.
“Hey why don’t you hangout with jack white as much anymore?” “Oh i found out I have jacknaphobia”
jacknaphobia by 12345pandagirl April 26, 2022

Jacksnarf 

two people sit in bathtub naked, one farts and the other slurps the bubbles with a straw
i had to jacksnarf all day cuz i ran outta food
Jacksnarf by hot lunchbox March 11, 2009

Jackshapher 

The coming together of many friends to celebrate the birth of the three most important of the lot.
I was very excited to be invited to Jackshapher '09, and I knew I couldn't miss it.
Jackshapher by bobbobobbobob January 18, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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