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jackstall 

Pronounced jack-stal
Verb: To quit or pull out of something because you are rubbish at it.
Noun: Someone who frequently quits things or has recently quit something because they were doing badly.
'i got an E in Latin in the mock exam. I think I might jackstall it.'

'I'm rubbish at Latin, I think I might quit.'
'You're such a jackstall.'
Words you can keep

Shaft Jackstall 

V. The act of beating your meat in school during school hours.
Guy 1: Hey where the fuck where you in AP special Ed?
Guy 2: I skipped and pulled a shaft jackstall in the bathroom".
Smoking hot administrative assistant who makes up the thin line between loving your job and quiting.
I wasn't going to come to work today, but with jackstack around, it aint so bad.
jackstack by Beeyo November 1, 2007

Jackballed Up 

Related to Jackball. To be in a state where you get so upset that you act dumber and dumber, further hurting your own cause.
The mob got jackballed up and continued to riot, when they realized that they were only helping the group they oppose.
Jackballed Up by Brian A. Miller October 12, 2004

JACKBALLIN 

verb. A hybrid word derived from words Jacking(off money) and ballin. 1. Frivolous spending without regards to priority, in order to appear as a baller.

WORD ORIGINATED IN NAPTOWN,IN
TEST>>> If you wake up in the morning thinking about what you could have, or should have spent the money on you were JACKBALLIN.
JACKBALLIN by Kenn Starr January 4, 2008

Jackstain 

A stupid person described by a spot or spots of ejaculation.
"Paulie was busted after trying to buy weed from an undercover cop...he is a real jackstain."
Jackstain by Shawna123 September 2, 2005
A large stack of porngraphic magazines that one would use to masturbate to or jack-off to.
My girlfriend found my jackstack and wants me to add some lesbian magazines to it.
jackstack by Dan Brooks December 23, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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