jacksown

To convincingly associate someone, visually or otherwise, with Michael Jackson or any other Jackson.

I totally jacksowned him by putting that Michael Jackson photo in his profile.

jacksown by whoosh goes jesus in his deathmobile. May 13, 2005

jackson victor 

A dude who can be Micheal Jackson's son but also a major poop bag garbage can at the same time. He can't take jokes and overreacts for everything. Overall the cancer of society.

Jackson Victor is a fat donkey.

jackson victor by TheOfficialKocho November 4, 2020

Percy Jackson 

If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery

Well well well Percy Jackson...you think you could prevent me from awakening?

Percy Jackson by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016

Percy Jackson 

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl

I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson by Maleficent 2002 July 8, 2017

Percy Jackson 

Best demigod much better than Hercules and the sassiest demigod out there

Percy Jackson is perfect

Percy Jackson by Sea_otters August 22, 2017

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME 

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.

I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!

MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012

Jackson Day 

Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.

Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"

Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"

Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"

Jackson Day by justanotherobserver June 15, 2011