jacksowned

To convincingly associate someone with micheal jackson, or another jackson.

He got totally jacksowned when i put that picture of micheal jackson on his profile.

jacksowned by whoosh goes jesus in his deathmobile. May 13, 2005

MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.

I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!

MICHAEL JACKSONED by Welshwiz October 24, 2012

Michael Jacksoned

Awakened to the reality of a world that needs fixing: understanding that you have a part in healing the world through caring, humanitarian works and LOVE. Becoming a part of the solution to the world's problems.

Goodness, truth, michael jackson are all examples of being Michael Jacksoned.

Michael Jacksoned by PY Love and Peace October 24, 2012

Jacksonese 

Jacksonese is a language created and used by Moonwalkers. It's a mixture of Michael Jackson song titles, quotes and catchphrases.

Example of Jacksonese
Girl: What did you do this weekend??
Moonwalker: Well, I went to a club and I met this girl called Billie Jean and she started arguing and before I knew it we were fighting. There was so much Blood On The Dance Floor and she was about to Walk Away but I was like, I Can't Let Her Get Away...

Jacksonese by BeckyMoonwalker April 30, 2014

Michael Jacksoned

The change that comes over a person after listening to certain Michael Jackson songs, such as Heal the World, Man
in the Mirror, Earth Song, We are the World and Cry. This change includes cultivating a desire to be part of a solution to the world's issues of hunger, war, poverty and illness - to discover the place in your heart that wants to help Heal the World instead of contributing to its problems.

After listening to the song Heal the World, I was Michael Jacksoned and went out to volunteer at my local food pantry, inspired to help and give love to those less fortunate than myself.

Michael Jacksoned by TheRightStuff December 10, 2012

Jacksonee 

A loyal fan of Michael Jackson, an American singer. Usually this fan will be quiet obsessed and have a bedroom devoted to him.

Person 1. "This is my bedroom.."
Person 2. "Wow.. look at all this Michael Jackson stuff!"
Person 1. "Yeah. I'm a Jacksonee."

Jacksonee by Mee.12345678910 May 20, 2011

Phil Jacksoned

Verb
To try to act like you were doing something else after being left hanging on a high five, fist bump, etc.

Comes from recent NBA basketball game where Phil Jackson, LA Lakers head coach, attempted to fist bump Kobe Bryant but was left hanging, and then tried to play it cool.

Mark: O man, I saw you try to fist bump Dr. Smith, too bad he left you hanging.

Jake: Shit. Do you think Ashley saw it?

Mark: No, you Phil Jacksoned pretty fast, I doubt anyone else saw it but me.

Phil Jacksoned by Brett Hull November 3, 2009