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jackscare 

Me: "i am going to watch the Thriller music video"
Michael Jackson: "hee-hee"
Me: "wow i just got totally jackscared"
jackscare by JzwhaIe May 5, 2021
Words you can keep

jackocarling 

to garrgle a partners or friends cum in your mouth so that it froths out..
also to ejaculate into ones nose and they snort it out onto a surface making a frothy mess.
Did you hear Sam was jackocarling with the emo guy last night it was sick
jackocarling by Miss_Vengance September 21, 2007

Jacksnarf 

two people sit in bathtub naked, one farts and the other slurps the bubbles with a straw
i had to jacksnarf all day cuz i ran outta food
Jacksnarf by hot lunchbox March 11, 2009

JacksGaper 

My friend is a total JacksGaper .
JacksGaper by DDMichelle April 4, 2013

Jackscrew 

A derogatory term used connoting uselessness and intellectual inadequacy. Usually attributed to an asshole going on and on to convince everyone of their intellectual prowess but in reality it is abundantly clear they are a complete and total dumb ass.
We were stuck in that room for hours while that jackscrew went on and on about not one fucking thing that mattered.
Jackscrew by Flavius1965 February 20, 2014

jackshart 

the act of soiling one's pants while vomiting. From the slang "hit the jackpot", to vomit; and "shart", to soil one's pants.
My friend jacksharted after a heavy night of drinking
jackshart by Icarus Kraven May 8, 2006

jackslaverne 

jack is super good at edits!! If you follow, or herd of him you would know. jack has really improved through the time he has been in zoe lavernes fandom, zoe is a famous tiktoker and instagrammer. she has millions of fans that look up to her.
“that edit is super good!!” - a person seeing jacks edit off of zoes story
“that’s jackslaverne, he’s really talented!” -a zoe fanpage
jackslaverne by ab0101 November 4, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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