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A cross between a jackass and an asshat. Can be used in situations where it's not appropriate to say "ass".
(With kids in the car) "That jackhat just cut me off!"
jackhat by Trogdor|nubtastic October 19, 2005

Jackshitter 

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.
I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
Jackshitter by Jayjay May 3, 2014

Jackshirt 

Example 1:

"Hey! I like your Jackshirt!"

Example 2:

"Your Jackshirt is hawtttttt."
Jackshirt by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Jacksnarf 

two people sit in bathtub naked, one farts and the other slurps the bubbles with a straw
i had to jacksnarf all day cuz i ran outta food
Jacksnarf by hot lunchbox March 11, 2009

Jackshapher 

The coming together of many friends to celebrate the birth of the three most important of the lot.
I was very excited to be invited to Jackshapher '09, and I knew I couldn't miss it.
Jackshapher by bobbobobbobob January 18, 2009

jackshit 

i ant doin jackshit dude
jackshit by Knighty July 12, 2003
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026
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