Jacksnarf

two people sit in bathtub naked, one farts and the other slurps the bubbles with a straw

i had to jacksnarf all day cuz i ran outta food

by hot lunchbox March 11, 2009

Jacksnap

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.

Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.

by DirtiestD November 18, 2014

Jacksonary

The most direct adjective used to describe a man named Jackson.

Jackson, admiring himself in the mirror:
Darrell:
Darrell: Fuck, you're so Jacksonary

by butterflyknife July 1, 2021

jackblarf

The most radical action it the worl it the act of picking up a freinds camera and saying jackblarf.

I just jackblarfed my freind 4 times

by Hillery-Dick Wilford July 2, 2016

Jackinar

Similar to a Webinar (seminar via the web), except while watching porn and taking care of business yourself.

:To jackoff to online videos, Powerpoints, etc

Dan: Damn, it's hard to stay awake during these webinars

Mike: Bet you wouldn’t have fallen asleep if that were a jackinar.

Dan: no , just my hand would have.

by Mealoil May 14, 2009

Jacksnap

noun. A person who is a jackass and subconsciously knows that they are acting in that manner!

Look at that man over there yelling! What a Jacksnap!

by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009

jackblarf

Jackblarfing is somthing you do to annoy your freind, what you so is pick up their phone/tablet and simpily record you saying jackblarf

Oh god my freind just jackblarfed me

by Hillery-Dick Wilford October 9, 2016