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Jackov

When a Russian guy masterbates.
Russian guy: DA DA DA! JIZZIZIZZZ
American: Gosh he's such a jackov
by Raider4444 March 10, 2015
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Jackov Buddy

When you are very horny and another person is very horny and you are talking online or on the phone and basically jacking off together!
i love jacking off with my jackov buddy
by L on a stick April 9, 2006
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Jackov'd

Jackov'd (pronounced jacked off) means being jerked off but not in a pleasant way. In a way where your ballsack gets slapped hard repeatedly. The process is highly unpleasant and painful.
I'm sorry for your pain, but you've been jackov'd.
by TwoSocks May 4, 2019
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jackoff buddy

A friend who helps you with mutual masturbation, usually male-on-male.
A jackoff buddy promises a more limited repertoire than a fuck buddy.
by al-in-chgo August 4, 2012
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Regular jackoff

Also spelled "Regular jack-off", the term is used in the Adult Swim show Metalocalypse to describe anyone that is not in Dethklok. Mostly applied to fans of the band.
Toki: What's this place called?

Skwisgaar: This is, I believes, called food libraries.

(The two practice saying "Food libraries")

Pickles: It's called a grocery store, ya douchebags! I'm sorry about douchebags. I got... got low blood sugar.

Nathan: Alright, here's the deal: we have to do our own shopping so we can make our own dinner like regular jackoffs do. Now you're all in charge of putting together one dish. And don't just buy booze! That ain't food!

Murderface: What do you mean, "booze ain't food?" I'd rather chop off my ding-dong than admit that!

Toki: You'd rather chop off your ding-dong than not drink?

Murderface: Yeah!

Toki: Wowee!
by KMFDMDFMK December 24, 2009
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Jacko

a word created by the tabloids to use instead of using the name Michael Jackson to make every news about him sound bad and sell more copies to fill their buckets with money even if it means destroying other people's reputation and lives
by Yazooop September 12, 2011
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Jacko

Fecking legend!!! King Of Pop best artist there ever was and ever will be!
Bad, Thriller, Invincible, HisStory, Off The Wall so on!
by Samuel R Jinks November 23, 2004
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