jackoshit

to take a big greasy shit in a pumpkin and throw it on someone.

what me and a group of friends did on halloween.

by amberson April 24, 2003

Jackshitter

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.

I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..

by Jayjay May 3, 2014

Michael Jacksonitis

The craving to always be watching, listening, or dancing Michael Jackson.

I think I have Michael Jacksonitis... I can't stop watching his sexy hips or listening to his angelic voice.

by Swaggy102 April 22, 2015

Jackshirt

A jacket or sweatshirt.

Example 1:

"Hey! I like your Jackshirt!"

Example 2:

"Your Jackshirt is hawtttttt."

by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Jackassity

The state or quality of being a jackass.

Jason constantly fumbled for the poor girl's right breast, only to have his hand removed, or slapped away, repeatedly. It was clear that his jackassity was not appreciated.

by Golden Beaver July 15, 2011

jackshit

nothing

i ant doin jackshit dude

by Knighty July 12, 2003

Jacksmith

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.

Holy shit donna look at that jacksmith over there.

by B. to da mother fuckin shaw. June 26, 2010