Jackshirt

A jacket or sweatshirt.

Example 1:

"Hey! I like your Jackshirt!"

Example 2:

"Your Jackshirt is hawtttttt."

by Olga Pervloski December 18, 2008

Jackshitter

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.

I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..

by Jayjay May 3, 2014

jackshit

nothing

i ant doin jackshit dude

by Knighty July 12, 2003

Jacksmith

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.

Holy shit donna look at that jacksmith over there.

by B. to da mother fuckin shaw. June 26, 2010

jackshit

A common word used in place of nothing.

dude he ain't nothing but jackshit.

by bbbeastly September 29, 2008

Jackshit Pollock

(verb) the act of having diarrhea so badly that when you finish emptying your bowels it looks like you splatter painted the inside of the toilet bowl with feces.

"I think I must have eaten some bad fish tonight because I just Jackshit Pollocked that Shell bathroom."

by Ms_TaySti8 November 19, 2015

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022