Jacksmith

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.

Holy shit donna look at that jacksmith over there.

by B. to da mother fuckin shaw. June 26, 2010

Jacksmith

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.

"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

A Jacksmith

a true giant amongst men, he is always the spark amongst dull company and a man other men look up to. A leader, inspiration and visionary, often found in call centre environments, a Jacksmith is the jack the lad, the lady killer and the one with the gallo's humour. Truly loved by one n all

I used to be a Jacksmith in my younger days, but i leave that to the pretty boys nows

by wordsmithguru September 2, 2015

Jasmitha

a gorgeous human being, inside and out. Very kind,sweet and very friendly.

You are so pretty and so sweet,you are such a Jasmitha

by Bethany notty kins June 8, 2020

Jackshitter

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.

I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..

by Jayjay May 3, 2014

jackshit

nothing

i ant doin jackshit dude

by Knighty July 12, 2003

Jaysmith

Someone who is especially skilled at crafting marajuana cigarettes.

Person 1: "Dude, that Nick guy is a supurb Jaysmith!"

Person 2: "I know! He rolled that joint so fast!"

by Bloodgoose November 30, 2009