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Jacksmith 

Mother fuckin beast of all trades.
The badassest motherfucker alive. Ever.
All knowing of everything right and holy and kinky.
A sexy man beast.
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Jacksmith 

regional noun
plural noun: jacksmith

1. Loud, raucous laughter with physical effects.
2. To be in a state of hysterical laughter without stopping, where your sides hurt.
"Oh no, Ryan's in a Jacksmith!"

"That comedian had me in a right Jacksmith!"
Jacksmith by Derbyshire Linguist September 3, 2022

A Jacksmith 

a true giant amongst men, he is always the spark amongst dull company and a man other men look up to. A leader, inspiration and visionary, often found in call centre environments, a Jacksmith is the jack the lad, the lady killer and the one with the gallo's humour. Truly loved by one n all
I used to be a Jacksmith in my younger days, but i leave that to the pretty boys nows
A Jacksmith by wordsmithguru September 2, 2015

Jasmitha 

a gorgeous human being, inside and out. Very kind,sweet and very friendly.
You are so pretty and so sweet,you are such a Jasmitha

Jackshitter 

Someone who enjoys jacking off at the same time as taking a shit. Usually a guy named Ketan.
I was watching porn while on the pot.

I couldn't help but jackshit..

When his buddies found out he was jacking off while taking a dump, he was forever known as a jackshitter..
Jackshitter by Jayjay May 3, 2014

jackshit 

i ant doin jackshit dude
jackshit by Knighty July 12, 2003

Jaysmith 

Someone who is especially skilled at crafting marajuana cigarettes.
Person 1: "Dude, that Nick guy is a supurb Jaysmith!"

Person 2: "I know! He rolled that joint so fast!"
Jaysmith by Bloodgoose November 30, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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