jackmister
jackmister by jack mac jm September 19, 2009
Words you can keep
EZ Jackster
1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.
2) The root of all evil.
EZ Jackster by FD March 29, 2003
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Jankmeister
1. The jankiest of all the janksters.
2. The supreme jankster.
3. One who exhibits extremely janky qualities.
2. The supreme jankster.
3. One who exhibits extremely janky qualities.
Jankmeister by ajt1834 July 19, 2010
Jacksterbation
"The only way I could think to celebrate the end of the work week was with an intense jacksterbation"
Jacksterbation by Frankie "J" Leisure October 18, 2008
JackMaster Spaz
Someone that has the uncanny ability to have a siezure and dance at the same time. They can also make love and fap at the same time to.
JackMaster Spaz by JackMaster Spaz January 12, 2004
Jackmaster
Extremely Nutz Kine or Hella tight.
(Needs to be "Extremely" or "Hella" in order for it to be "Jackmaster")
(Needs to be "Extremely" or "Hella" in order for it to be "Jackmaster")
Jackmaster by Jackmaster3000 March 17, 2009
jacksterpiece
1.) a concentrated collage of personal effects found to be sexually stimulating to the viewer; intended to be viewed during masturbation.
2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina
2.) a tool primarily used for bringing oneself to orgasm; a fake vagina
1.) "I was able to fit pictures of a nude midget, my half-naked ex-girlfriend, and 4 black guys pounding one white girl in this sweet jacksterpiece last night. My wrist STILL hurts!"
2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."
2.) "Alright, well, I'm gonna stop off at the sex toy shop and pick up a jacksterpiece on my way home. I totally ripped my last one."
jacksterpiece by fffreddy August 13, 2010
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TLDU
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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